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Asexuals VS the world by Kibbitzer Asexuals VS the world by Kibbitzer
or "you just need to find the right one!", "don't worry you'll understand...you're just confused" and MORE...

100% Based on real and useless conversations with our friends, relatives, and random people.

that's our story: too many people assume asexuality doesn't exist.
we are just OR liars OR confused OR childish OR traumatized by particular events OR the worst pervs (WTF??)
the real asexuality is NEVER a considerable option..(my friend is always called gay because os his hair LOL)

this pisses me off..really! I don't understand what the problem is! misinformation? rejection? WELL...

Question: WHAT THE FUCK ASEXUALITY IS??
Answer: basically is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone or low or absent interest in sexual activity.
It may be considered the lack of a sexual orientation, or one of the four types thereof, alongside heterosexuality, homosexuality, and bisexuality. A study in 2004 placed the prevalence of asexuality at 1%.

BUT! this is a complicated topic. we are all different and there are various sub-categories blah blah blah.
read here for more informations. >> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuali…

BTW we exist! we are not fucking legendary creatures JEEZ! now we understand how Santa Claus feels!
exactly as heterosexuality, homosexuality, and bisexuality is NOT a choice.
we can appreciate a nice pair of boobs, a bootie or some cool abs ~
we can be romantic, we can love and want to marry someone ~
the only relevant difference is "we don't care about your...your... (ノ⊙ヮ⊙)ノ~『✧~*YOU KNOW WHAT*~✧』"



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more real life stuff
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:iconeternalxjudgement:
EternalxJudgement Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I remember the first time my friend told me she was asexual, I stared at her, literally trying to figure out how she reproduced with herself. I was staring for a good ten minutes before I finally said, "There's no way you reproduce like a fucking snail."
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:iconkibbitzer:
Kibbitzer Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
HAHAHAHAHAH AWESOME X'D
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:iconeternalxjudgement:
EternalxJudgement Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
But that was like, I think my sophomore year in high school XD I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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:iconada-erika:
Ada-Erika Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015
U are my hero ;o;
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:iconkibbitzer:
Kibbitzer Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist
aww patootie :'D
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:iconjesteroflullaby:
JesterOfLullaby Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
I loath the questions, but I like the comebacks.
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:iconfabulousokami:
"Are you capable to inseminating yourselves" "Like... Plants ?"

I'M DONE X333

Nah seriously, people thinks strange things, really .-.
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:iconreddiamond28:
RedDiamond28 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  New Deviant
I'm not asexual, but I have friends who are, and they feel I understand enough so I can advocate and explain it to others, and this is literally what happens.
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:iconmpsanime:
MPSanime Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015
I just wanted to say thank you. When I first read this comic I had been doing a lot self-searching about my sexuality and some other things. You introduced me to the word asexual which prompted me to do some heavy research and more thinking. I finally realized who I was and I felt great (and still do). So thank you again. It really is amazing how one comic changed my life.
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:iconfalcolf:
Falcolf Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Professional Filmographer
I stay in the closet mostly about my asexuality. D: I brought up the subject experimentally once with my coworkers and they were like 'yeah people like that are freaks.' Otherwise awesome people, but I shalt not mention that again. 
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:iconlucyann-san:
Lucyann-san Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How is this so hard to grasp
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:iconyummysprinkelollipop:
YummySprinkeLollipop Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  Student
My best friend is ace. She is the best human being on this earth. I love her to death and support her in her life style and art. We are kinda like you and your best friend haha. Although I am more gray sexual. Point is, she is accepting of my faults and the sweetest. And I know if she ever does end up in a relationship, it has nothing to do with sexual attraction. It's because she HONESTLY loves them for them and who they are and that is the most beautiful thing in the world. She's my boo c:
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:iconkibbitzer:
Kibbitzer Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
awww so cuuuute XD
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:iconyummysprinkelollipop:
YummySprinkeLollipop Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015  Student
She's cuter ♡(灬˘╰╯˘)乂(˘╰╯˘灬)♡ w-we call ourselves platonic soulmates (#^.^#)☆ミ
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:iconkibbitzer:
Kibbitzer Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Student Digital Artist
platonic soulmates awwww!
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:iconsomurican:
SoMurican Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah...My friend is asexual but biromantic, and our other friend could not understand why the hell he had no interest in sexual activity. Honestly, i hate people who think that homosexuality or bisexuality or asexuality is wrong. I think it's completely fine...

Am i done my mini-rant? Yeah. I think so...
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:iconhitsuji--chan:
Hitsuji--chan Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think long hair is manly... Just saiying... <(^-^<)
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KuromiAkumura Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
what about people liek this. "If someone's asexual & has a partner (even if they aren't having sex with them), they are NOT asexuals." OR "asexuals are selfish rude jerks" =_= WHY DO PEOPLE ACT THIS WAY!!!
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:iconterminxyboritogrtm:
TerminXyBoritoGRtm Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am A-Sexual and I am so glad I found this!
Thats awesome! :-)
I really like the guy with the glasses and all of his answers xD
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:iconjadedgamer5:
JadedGamer5 Featured By Owner May 14, 2015
Pseudopsychologist 2: Electric Boogaloo
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:iconvarsa-svasa:
Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner May 12, 2015
I actually want to thank you for this because this was the first time I'd ever heard of it and now, a few years later, I can firmly say that I'm asexual biromantic, and I am so grateful you made this.
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:iconkibbitzer:
Kibbitzer Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
ahh I'm really happy for you!!
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:iconkiami-masterofdark:
kiami-masterofdark Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Student Writer
i am not asexual but i stand by there side
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:iconkibbitzer:
Kibbitzer Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
thank you!!
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:iconkiami-masterofdark:
kiami-masterofdark Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Writer
welcom
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:iconlemonyhoboak:
LemonyHoboAK Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Student General Artist
I have to deal with this so often. Sometimes it's a little funny when you can insult them if they're irritating! :D (Big Grin) 

Me: "No, I don't have a boyfriend. I'm asexual."
Kid: "Asexual? Please. I'll be at your wedding."
Me: "WELL, I would NEVER invite someone LIKE YOU to my wedding IF I ever have one!"

That was a conversation with a kid at school...They said they'd be at my wedding, and I didn't even know them...Sweating a little... 
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:iconkibbitzer:
Kibbitzer Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Student Digital Artist
lol they think we are emotionless creatures X''D
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:iconlemonyhoboak:
LemonyHoboAK Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Student General Artist
Without souls and hearts is what they say at my school. x'D
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:iconzachcianka:
Zachcianka Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
I'm not ace, so I don't really understand.. So my question may be stupid, but I'm genuinely curious ( and it's not my wish to offend you! I'm sorry if I did!) - how about the children in the future? Do you want to have any? And how the asexual people tend to think about it? 
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:iconkibbitzer:
Kibbitzer Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
hello!! the "parental instinct" is not related with your sexual orientation XD
a lot hetero or homo want/don't want to have children and the same is for ace people!
maybe in future I'll adopt, who knows? XD
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sasukenekosama Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't get the big deal that some people make about it! Once some girls at my school were bullying my best friend because she's asexual. It got to a point where she was about to cry and I ended up stepping in and defending her. I ended up scaring the crap out of them ^^;
They haven't bothered her since XD
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goldyc Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015
What does it even matters... I mean, if someone would say me that he/she 's an alien , I would still be like 'okay... Can you please tell me about your planet?" It would be really boring if everyone was the same... Humans are humans, aren't they? ;)
Ps, I like the hair of your friend 
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aqwjazeoth Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yay! Finally people that understand!!! HAZAHH!
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:iconmag889:
Mag889 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So, theoretically speaking, you are angels! in human bodies! XD That explains everyting!
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:iconolivierbr1:
olivierBR1 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
friend of mine: ''im asexual''
me: ''really? huh, thats suprising''
*we continue with our lives*
its that simple people...
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:iconicykixz260:
IcyKixz260 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my flipping glob! Being asexual doesn't mean you're a flipping alien from Mars. You just don't have any interest. It's normal, are we ALL supposed to be interested in other people 24/7?!
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Saerphe Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been pretty lucky in that most of my classmates and peers and friends have been very accepting of my asexuality. Usually I just have to explain what it is, and that even though I'm not sexually attracted to people, I am romantically attracted to people (heteroromantic, to be specific, but my best female friend and I define our relationship as "platonic soulmates"). Most of the time they're just like "Ooooohhhh. Okay." :XD:

Mom was a bit more skeptical about it when I first brought it up and gave me some of the usual responses... "Not even [insert celebrity name here]?" "You haven't met the right person," "You're missing out on a crucial part of the human experience," "Don't be so quick to put a label on it, you'll probably change your mind..." Eventually I had to tell her that I've thought I might be asexual since I was in high school and I just got tired of waffling over how to explain how I feel about other people. She dropped it after that, but I think she probably still doesn't really GET it. I know she just wants me to be happy, but I'm happy the way I am now. :P

Anyway, yes. I like this. It's cute AND relatable. :D
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:iconnarusasu90:
NaruSasu90 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 23, 2015
I rarely get questions like these but that's because I'm careful with who I tell. Not because I'm ashamed but because I have a short temper and I can't tolerate ignorance for long. One of my friends sent me a comic of an asexual succubus once I told him. It was hilarious and I don't regret telling him.

I once got, "Does that mean you'll always be a virgin?" from someone.

Like, yo. Asexuals can have sex and engage in all that crud like anyone else. Don't confuse us with folks who are celibate.

People are weird.
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:iconcheskasmagicshire:
Cheskasmagicshire Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I appreciate this. It sucks when people refuse to understand you exist. 
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:iconmeperson94:
meperson94 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
It never fails to freak people out when they find out I'm an asexual. Now... I just keep that information to myself.
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:icontribble-industries:
Tribble-Industries Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Kind of understandable.
You can be a person with something like Asper's and its kind of...well eh. 
Or as Orson Scott Card's book Ships of Earth put it...for one character, if you don't do it you are a Zaop.
Although that character got married, and actually had a long-fulfilled married life and a good relationship with his wife. 

Personally, I know its mechano-phisoo-psycho-biology. I would rather study it...then take the exam! lol. 

But I like being around people, if did marry it would be for companionship...and maybe some kids on the side.
But companionship becomes something that people who are asexual are more comfortable with. And, probably for me is more sane. 
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Ophelianime Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
I've only recently discovered that I'm asexual, so I've only had a couple of these conversations so far.  But they've been frustrating enough.  But that last one is hiliarious!  Is that real?  Because I'm having a little trouble believing that someone could actually be that stupid
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:iconbaka-espada:
baka-espada Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Student General Artist
i'm a demi asexual so i kinda understand where you're coming from...
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:iconsteampoweredturtle:
SteamPoweredTurtle Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my gosh this hits me right in the feeler. Right there. I totally get this.
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:icontanithelynx:
TaniTheLynx Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So, we're not a super-rare pokémon? :C

One I often get from a kinda ridic friend of mine "Are you still asexual? :3"

Yes, I am. My orientation doesn't just magically change so you can get into my pants gtfo. Even if I weren't Asexy he still wouldn't stand a chance cuz he has no lady-handling skills whatsoever *huffs*

I just try to focus on the friends I've got who actually understand and don't ask silly questions like that >.> I've personally had the 'you're a liar' or the 'you're just saying you are to be Speshul' a lot ._.
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Girlofwhite Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Dumby people. I don't like it when people try to explain away something they haven't bothered to research. Congrats on the hilarious and true comic!
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:iconhnkmr:
hnkmr Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
amen amen 
gotten so many of these it's so annoying
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:iconareodus:
Areodus Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student Interface Designer
Ah, I understand what you go through...one of my close friends is asexual, and even I get tired of people asking them about it. But, I used to think a lot about what those people said in the comic (though I knew better not to voice it out loud lol), but once I met my friend and started being more open-minded to that kind of stuff (the different sexualities), I understood. I still find it hard to grasp sometimes, but I accept it and my views on my friend hasn't changed because of that :meow: We're all of the same human species after all.
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RowanRhed Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Exact reason why I haven't told my parents I'm ace
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:iconlamentingfork:
LamentingFork Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
Thank you for making this comic! I was thinking about making something like this but now I don't need too :)
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